Funny story...

Yesterday, I either had the funniest moment of the week... or the most embarassing. You can decide.

(I can't believe I'm about to tell this story)

When I pick up the children, I usually pick up the younger ones first and then go get everyone else. So, when I pulled up to the parking lot of the elementary school - I had Wade and Paige with me.

While climbing out of the car, I had to slide out of my seat. I always slide out of my seat - I have a high truck. This day, when I did this, a little gas slipped out. I farted.

I was just grateful that I was in a parking lot - loud noises, open air, little breeze going on. I'm thinking, 'Whew, that would have been bad if that happened in the office'.

So, Wade and I go to the other side of the car to get Paige.

As I'm pulling her out the the straps, I feel Wade press his entire face in my ass. He does this often, he is the perfect height and he does this to protect his eyes from bright lights or strangers giving him an unwanted look or smile.

So, in the second, I'm thinking, 'Not the best time to do this son' but I just kept on getting Paige out of the seat.

I can feel him INHALE and then he pulls away and questions, 'Mommy, I think you tooted.'.

I turn my head, half laughing and was ready to admit this - when I noticed another parent, picking up his kid from the school, politely waiting between our two cars for me to close my door, so he could get in his car.

Flushed, I panicked and said,'Wade, don't say that. It isn't nice. I did not'

What does Wade do? He goes back in for another whiff, pulls back and says in a very loud voice... 'Mommy, I KNOW you tooted'.

The other parent - a daddy, no less - looks at me and says, 'It's ok. I get that all the time.'

If the ground could have opened up I'd have jumped in.

Glad the end of the school year will be here soon.